HARRY POTTER FANS
You're Too Big a Fan When...
You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says You've Got Mail; and you run outside looking for an owl.
You ask for a broom for Christmas.
Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.
You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.
You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say;Look at the things these muggles dream up!
You collect plugs.
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
You take a pencil and say Accio Dictionary
When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it
You shake every kid's hand if he has black hair and glasses
You run into every alley expecting to find Gringotts
Everytime you enter a bathroom you mutter "Pine Fresh"
You call every big, black dog "Snuffles"
You call the local haunted house's poltergeist "Peeves"
When you crack eggs you stick them in the bathtup and stick your head after them and expecting them to sing
On Halloween you celebrate Nearly Headless Nick's deathday
You try to see the grim in your snowglobe or tea
Seeing as I DO almost all those things, I'd say I'm a bit obsessed! Hell, I say lumos when I turn on a bloody overhead light! Waaaah!